BackOne for the guys – How to turn her head ache into a head job!
Alright boys, Ms Cherry here, your go-to gal for the inside scoop on that mysterious sexual realm that is – the female mind.
Yeah, I know... who wants to delve in that chaos right? Well Buster, if the membership feels like it’s lapsing on your member, YOU DO. Want some insight? Cum with me ;)
It’s a common dilemma, let's face it... unless you’re in those early throngs of passionate, lustful, just CAN’T STOP DOING IT sex with a new partner, or you’re one of the lucky (or illuminated) ones who’s succeeding in keeping that spark going, chances are, the sex has slowed down, the passion has diminished and that spark is intermittently flickering.
Here’s our scenario; Lover boy (that’s you), comes home from a hard day at work. It’s been a month since your last session of the dancing doona and those extra long showers every morning are leaving you fed up and your hands calloused. You have a boner that would rival Phar Laps and she better know what’s coming coz Stallion over here needs to GET OFF. It’s bed time, you’re hoping beyond hope that it’s going to happen… when she comes out of the bathroom in her fave pair of faded flannel’s with that look on her face, you know the one. She climbs into bed with that whole ‘don’t even think of touching me’ vibe going on and is obviously far more interested in Free Willy on the bedroom telly then the Free Willy pitching a tent 10cm to the left of her hand. She has a headache, she’s tired, she’s got too much on her mind, she just doesn’t feel like it…. Stallions got a problem.
Ok guys, here it is… My Top 5 secrets to change her ‘Oh no’ to an ‘Ohhhhh yes’!!
Spoil her – Ok, so when was the last time you bought her flowers? Or something sparkly? It might seem like a simple fix, but seriously, a lot of a woman’s state of mind comes from her emotions and feeling reassured, appreciated and wanted. Act’s of kindness makes a woman feel special and secure. To know that your man is thinking of you and cares for you enough to go out of his way to treat you instils confidence! And when a woman feels confidant, she feels on top of the world, renewed and powerful. Trust me, go grab her some flowers, no not the ones from Woollies or the Servo. Proper flowers from a proper florist (yes we know they’re more expensive… that’s the point! It makes us feel like we’re worth the extra luxury). Give her a big smooch, make her feel special, watch the panties drop.
Bait her – Sooo you know how guys like watching porn? Well some girls do too, but some girls feel nervous about porn! They feel confronted, awkward or just plain insecure about themselves compared to the girls on the screen. But hello! Of course they have that inner kink that can’t help but feel that tingle in their nether regions! You’d probably be surprised to think that most girls would watch porn on their own but still feel nervous doing it with a partner. So here a suggestion. So many Movies / TV shows out there these days have some pretty graphic sex scenes going on. Game of Thrones anyone? 30 Shades of Grey? Here’s one you might not have heard of: Secret Diary of a Call Girl. It’s Billie Piper (she’s hot right? It’s win win!), she’s a prostitute. She lives the life of every woman’s dreams, but also gets paid for sex. Wild crazy, kinky sex. Trust me, watch this show together and I guarantee her knickers will be wet. Thank me later ;)
Compliment her – You look at her, you see curves, she sees lumps and bumps. You see sexy titties that bounce and she sees sag. She feels uncomfortable because all her insecurities are at the fore front of her mind when she’s in those various compromising positions when you’re getting your Karma Sutra on. Explain to her what you see! Tell her she’s the hottest, most beautiful sexual goddess that ever graced the land of dickdom! Sometimes that’s all a woman needs to hear!
Liberate her – Sometimes all it takes is a gentle nudge. A cheeky sex toy gift that ignites that fire might be just the trick! Instead of taking her out to a sex shop, an expedition that can be nerve-racking and confronting, why not just casually leave our website open on the laptop? Hmmm.. maybe she fancy’s something and feels more comfortable browsing and purchasing from the comfort of your own home! Or maybe you’d like to surprise her with that special sex toy yourself!? She might be nervous at first, but when it’s in front of her... well curiousity might just get the better of her! Check out our new sex toys couples packs ranging from Gentle to Expert! With discreet shipping, there’s no need to be concerned about your neighbours knowing what’s in the parcel... well until they hear the screams of passion that is ;)
Speak her love language – The 5 Love Languages, it’s a thing, believe me. Gary Chapman’s book The 5 Love Languages is a best seller for a reason. Considering how many difference people and different personalities make up this world, it’s no surprise we all speak different love languages. We all express and like to receive love in different ways. You may show love in Quality Time and she might show love as Physical Touch. Once you’ve cracked the code and know how to properly interpret each other, you’ll be able to experience richer and deeper depths to your intimacy than ever before! It’s not about changing who you are, it’s about embracing each other just as you are! Google it!
So boys, there you have it! Ms Cherry’s sure fire ways to kick start even the driest of sexual droughts!
Good luck now Stallion ;)
Ms Cherry xxx